Saturday, July 31, 2010

Day Fourr.

A habit you wish you didn't have.

Hmm well there's a lot of habits I wish I didn't have.
Here's some I can think off of the top of my headd.

-Biting my nails.
-Staying up too late.
-Cracking my knuckles.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

You really don't know where that's been.

So I was just going to the bathroom...
and I dropped five ones into the toilet.
I'm in desperate need of money so of course i fished it out.
I wasn't about to literally flush five dollars down the toilet.
(That made me laugh)
Anyway, so I just thought I let you know next time you readers out there decide to put a dollar in your mouth for some reason, or you see someone with a dollar in their mouth just think,
"Charlie could have peed on that dollar"

Oh, I washed them by the way. I didn't just decide to leave the pee on them.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Day two :D

It origionally was "The reason behind your tumblr name"
But we're not on Tumblr are we?
So I'm just opening this up to any of my three magical followers.
Wanna ask me a question?
I'd be happy to answer it.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Day Fucking One.

A recent picture of you and fifthteen interesting facts about you.
1.I have a chinchilla named Techno.
2. I'm in lovee~
3. I'm a vegetarian.
4. I'm learning how to play guitar.
5. I work at a dry cleaners...and hate it.
6. I've been to sevel concerts in my life.
7. I'm beginning to hate my best friend.
8. I'm afraid of feet.
9. Flamingos are my favorite animals.
10. I spend any money I get.
11. I have a low self esteem.
12. I'm 5'7" and 180 lbs. Explaines #11...
13. I play flute in my high school's marching band.
14. I'm terrified of failure.
15. I'm a selfish and jealous.

So last nightt....

I can't even sort out all that happened but here goess.
But you won't think it's as funny as I do.
So me, Jenna, and Alice stayed over Ariel's house last night because her dad and sister were away and her mom wanted people in the house....or else she would have slept with a hammer.
Anyway, so we get there and watch Digrassi for a while. And make a shit load of food including rice, mac and cheese, brownies, and dip.
And Ariel was the one who made the rice and Mac&cheese and it was hardly cooked.
So eventually we're like "Hey guys, we need to do something crazy"
So Jenna says "Well this rice is really fucking nasty....why don't we fling it on someone's house"
Yeah, that does seem like an idiot of an idea but we did it anyway.
So we bring all the nasty food in the kitchen and mix the rice, mac&cheese, dip, and anything else nasty in her fridge into a bowl, wrap our faces in scarves, put on cowboy hats, and each grab a spatula.
We head out and Ariel suggests we fling it at her ex-boyfriends apartment window.
To get there we had to walk down a major street at 2 am ducking cop cars wearing scarves and cowboy hats and holding spatulas.
We get to the apartment building and all of us but Ariel pussy out so we watch her run through and almost empty parking lot and poor the nastyness all over the steps to his apartment and she waddles back to us and we run cracking up back to her house.
Then we decide we want to do some prank phone calls so we whip out a phone book and start calling random numbers.
Here's onee.
Me: Hellllo theree, is Naomi there?
Naomi:Sorry sweety, you have the wrong number.
Me:Are ou suree Naomi.
Naomie:Yes *hangs up*
Ariel: *redials*
Ariel:Hey Naomi! You wouldn't believe what just happened!
Naomi:You have the-
Ariel:I just called some number and a bitchy man answered and I swore it was you for the longest time.
So after that we called peple and left them Naomi's number telling them to call us back. Yeahh, he's gonna get some weird ass phone will most be like "Hey Naomi, I'm calling for sexy talk *Purrs*"
Another guy was named Leonard, who sounded like 50. He was a creeep. Jenna called and sung to him and he like moans into the phone and is like mmm so nice, and she passes the phone to Ariel who asks him if he has to give up one of his ball which one would it be, and hes like I don't know... and she's like, must send me one of your balls. Then she's like, call me back for some nasty talk. My name is Naomi call me at *Naomi's number* And hung up.
Pretty muchh...
Then Alice started to fall asleep so I put whipped cream on her leg and she got really pissed and came at me.
That basically all that happened.
But you don't care.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

You could probably call it a slight obsession...

A few month's ago my friend Tony introduced me to these animals they call "Micro pigs"
They are pigs that stay small and they are the most adorable things ever!
And now they are selling them at the pet stores near me.
Yeah...they're 400 dollars but TOTALLY WORTH IT!
So I've been begging my parents to get one. I'll pay for it myself and everything. Me and my mom went to the pet store and saw two and they were the most adorable little guys I've ever seen and they made cute little snorts but they were to young to sell, plus I didn't have enough money. My mom is on my side but my dad says I have to wait until my chinchilla Techno dies. Now that's just rediculous.
On the way home from the pet store my mom says "Ohmygosh, if you get a piggy it'll be just like Charlotte's web, you just need to name him Wilbur!"
How bout I don't compare myself to a spider in a child's movie...thanks.
I want to name him Oliver.
*cough* not after Oli Sykes or anything *cough*
I really do like that name Oliver though...
Question- If I name my pet pig Oliver, does that mean I can't name my first born son Oliver?
Hrmm. I guess that'd be wrong....maybe I should reconsider the pig's name.